.....So the other night while I was getting ready to head upstairs for bed... woah that sentence is long and run-on-y. Anyway, my mom started telling me this story while I was taking a big drink of water. If you know where this is going, don't spoil it for yourself. Well, her story went like this:
....."This lady was telling me she didn't answer her door if the bell rang during the day. So I said, 'Really? Because I jump up to look out my window like this-'" and then she showed me.
.....If the thought of knocking on another's door and finding two crazed eyes peeking over a high window for a split-second doesn't make you either laugh or feel a little freaked, you must not be very fun. Because I spewed my entire drink all over my mom's face.
.....Yeah, I was already cracking up, but then my mom started laughing hard, too! Her hardest laugh ever! SO I laughed even harder than I already was, and I found myself quickly on my knees, choking for breath. I seriously thought, I'm gonna die. I'm going to die laughing because of my mother. All of those dreams have finally come true...
.....Well, obviously it subsided, because I'm typing here, now, right? Anway, I don't know if I have anything else that could top that this week. I'll have to think it over. Don't tell people jokes, or rather, anything that could possibly be taken as amusing, (my mother told me later she hadn't even finished the 'joke' yet) while others are drinking any kind of fluid. Sage advice, I know.