How to be Interesting P.1

.....Since no one seems to read my blog I've considered opening up and telling people what I really want to say to them without them ever reading it. For instance, I could tell that guy he ticked me off and he doesn't even know it because I'm too nice to tell him. Or maybe I could sing a song to my friend explaining that I don't trust her anymore.
.....But on the off-chance, the way, way off-chance, that one of them actually read what I wrote, well, I'd feel bad. Oh, and this blog isn't a confessional. It's to develope writing skills, gosh! Oh goodness, I sound like Napolean Dynamite. (Develope my skills and whatever I feel like! Idiot!) But that's not even a good enough reason, is it? I need something utterly AMAZING on this site! Oh, I know what you're all thinking: "You're already talking about you! What's more amazing than that?"
.....But honestly, people, I am not falling for it this time. *Ahem* You know what I need? I word of the day!! Or a lesson, perhaps. I try to teach lessons throughout my stories, if you haven't noticed my little morals section at the bottom. But it needs to be official. Starting tomorrow.
.....And the moral of this story is: You should read my blog.